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Sexual Excuse Pad

$150

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When you can't remember why you don't want to have sex get the sexual excuse pad! Whether you have a headache, just not in the mood, or the kids will hear, this pad gives you all the excuses! It's a cheaper alternative to Viagra and it probably counts as a romantic gesture in some strange way, since it's a hand written letter to your loved-one after all.